I (heart) the SSUites!
Yes, I do! :)
They're simply the best, really! They let me crash at their place for a whole week! They didn't talk about work (so that my brains could rest in the Lord a bit more), and they each did super sweet things to make me feel welcome. Like help me find a nickname for Mano...I mean, Mojo! :D They let me feel all "Trekie" with them, told me how I didn't have to feel obliged, but that I should blog about being around them (yes, Naty, that would be you, super-star chick) . Then there were the vigorous walks with the ladies, laughing with the girlies at my static curls as we bounced on the trampoline, trying on fabulous dresses that fit fine but couldn't pass for anything but long shirts (yes, I'm tall) and even driving out to fulfill a craving for cheese cake. - And they even laughed with me when I knocked them off their chairs playing musical chairs. (Sorry!!!)
You guys know how to make me feel at home away from home! - Thanks for having me!!!
They're simply the best, really! They let me crash at their place for a whole week! They didn't talk about work (so that my brains could rest in the Lord a bit more), and they each did super sweet things to make me feel welcome. Like help me find a nickname for Mano...I mean, Mojo! :D They let me feel all "Trekie" with them, told me how I didn't have to feel obliged, but that I should blog about being around them (yes, Naty, that would be you, super-star chick) . Then there were the vigorous walks with the ladies, laughing with the girlies at my static curls as we bounced on the trampoline, trying on fabulous dresses that fit fine but couldn't pass for anything but long shirts (yes, I'm tall) and even driving out to fulfill a craving for cheese cake. - And they even laughed with me when I knocked them off their chairs playing musical chairs. (Sorry!!!)
You guys know how to make me feel at home away from home! - Thanks for having me!!!
posted by CurlyCel @ 9:36 PM
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Aw, you're so loving! We're glad to have you anytime Cel. xxx
Aah, but did you follow the Men's Rules?
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" on purpose!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing is wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere in a hurry,
absolutely anything you wear is fine. REALLY!
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!
Huh? You lost me, anonymous!
Sounds as though you had a ball with them Cel. It's nice when you meet people like that who let you just join in with them as though you live there full time.
Happy Resurection!
Love,
Pete
We love you too! Come back and see us again soon.
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