Comical

The setting is a cafe' where we're having coffee with someone we met out witnessing the other day.

The man is blatantly (BLATANTLY) flirting and trying to tell us that his doctor told him he needs to enjoy life more (ahem), as I try to steer our conversation to, yeah, not blatant flirts from him.

Celeste: So, the woman whose birthday it was the other day at the restaurant where we met you, she's your wife?

Man: No, I'm not married.

Celeste: Oh, but I thought her child was your child?

Man: Oh yes, she's the mother of my child.

Celeste: Oh, I see - of course.

Man: I like kids, I want more kids, what do you think?

Celeste: Ummm...yes, kids are lovely!

I know this is oh so very common, and having lived in Latin countries, surrounded by Latin men, for so many, many years of my life you'd think I don't chuckle anymore, but seriously, I find it so funny the way men are so nonchalant about the fact that they have a wife, lover #1, lover #2, and #3 & #4 finances permitting. - And are they embarrassed about it? Oh no, of course not! Prestige, and pride. :D

Next move is to bring him to our home to show him the many men in our life...oh yes, snicker...